It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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