Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You may now shotgun with the bride
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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