if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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