i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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