Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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