sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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