She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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