i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
where am i from again
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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