i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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