i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Shame is for Republicans.
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