Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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