How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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