Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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