what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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