He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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