Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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