have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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