found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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