question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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