i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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