also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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