Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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