I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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