That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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