She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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