a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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