Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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