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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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