What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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