I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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