we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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