Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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