I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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