Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Are we still banned from the library?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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