My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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