I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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