During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
