I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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