I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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