dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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