why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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