Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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