It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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