Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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