So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
