your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize