I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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