On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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