What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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