Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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