you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
