where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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