Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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