Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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