Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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